What are you up to on Saturday night? Are you going to vegetate in front of your television and watch Gwen Stefani’s ex-husband pretend that he had a music career? Or are you going to shake your head at Bianca Gascoigne embarrass herself with the pint-sized failed footballer in a house full of z-listers? Is that truly what your life has come to? Well, rather than waste away in another weekend of vacuous drudgery, why not get yourself down to The Troxy, East London to watch 30 men tear it up in a cage for your viewing pleasure? You cannot fail to be entertained.