The Secret Blogger: Common effin sense

Written by ‘Steven Johns*

Are fighters naturally dumb?

How many fighters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because they are too f_cking dumb to know what a light bulb is!

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The Secret Blogger: A fight record ain’t nothing but a number 

Written by ‘Steven Johns’*

Does anyone care about a fighter’s record?

Don’t get me wrong, if a fighter has a record of 0-20-0 it is probably safe to say it is down to them having a lack of the required elements that make a successful fighter, rather than bad luck or poor match-ups. The same goes for some undefeated fighters who are legit killers, while others have been fed easy wins to create a perfect record; but that being said what about a fighter who is 31-30-0, 34-29-2, 7-8-0, 5-5-0? 

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The Secret Blogger: Refs with breasts

Written by ‘Steven Johns’ *

Does it really matter if a referee is male or female?

Is it a conditioned misconception that a woman can’t do the same job as a man? Especially in a male dominated sport that is, let’s face it, as brutal as a sport can be. Assuming women are any more sensitive to violence than men.

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Weight a minute…you feeling ok?

Written by Steven Johns*

So low and behold after all the shit talking, all the chest puffing, all the ‘this is number 1 bullshit’, Russia’s No1 export since Fedor, pulls yet again and not only does he pull it is for the third time we been promised Khabib vs Tony (f+cking hell he is going to go into an embarrassing media rant overdrive) Ferguson and not got it for some reason!

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The Secret Blogger: “You got knocked the f+ck out” 

Written by ‘Steven Johns’

Ok, first off, I couldn’t care less if you want to do back flips off the cage like a certain Krazy Horse, or think you look good dancing like a sh-t extra from Wild Style like MVP in the cage, as long as you fight.

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The Secret Blogger: Say ‘mean mug’ 

Written by ‘Steven Johns’ *

I believe the year is 2017, I believe that almost every MMA/BJJ fan and fighter knows that the best fighters don’t all look like scary psychopaths, yet I can’t understand why there are so many dumb looking coaches and fighters still pulling the Steven Seagal ‘tough guy’ face in pictures?

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The Secret Blogger: My Dad can beat up your Dad…

My dad

Written by ‘Steven Johns’ *

“My dad (coach) can beat up your dad(coach)…..”

Is it just me or do 99% of people associated with combat sports claim to have the best training/coach/gym going? I’ve lost count of how many people name drop their coach only for me to think, “who the f-ck is that?” 

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